22-1 THE RED CARPET
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Tiny but spawns constantly — distraction unit.
Long range for a peon, 15% knockback chance — disrupts your frontline.
No damage but distracts attackers and stalls progress.
Massive HP wall, slow attacks. Whittle down with sustained DPS.
Very slow attack rate but devastating damage in 450 range. Long-range or wave attackers snipe him.
Trolly Blogger debuts. Long stall fight; THE SLOTH appears alongside many Celeboodles.
The defining 'SoL attrition wall' stage. Two Trolly Blogger waves pin your front line while THE SLOTH (1.4M HP Floating boss) outranges everything from the back. r/battlecats consensus loadout: meatshield rotation (Mohawk + Eraser + Mohawk Cat) → AoE backline (Catornado, Drama Cats) to handle Trolly Blogger spam → Awakened Bahamut as the Anti-Floating Sloth killer. Common failure: trying to brute-force Trolly Blogger with single-target DPS. They have over a million effective HP at SoL magnifications — area attack or you lose. This is also the chapter's debut for the 'just bring AoE' rule that carries through 22-6.